(Source: arishako)
MY ALGEBRA TEACHER DRESSED AS A CHEERLEADER TODAY
HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa)
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
(Source: m-ve)
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
ask not what your student body president can do for you… ask what you can do to your student body presidents body
the knowledge is now rebloggable tell your friends
is it really that ??
yes
pretty much
(Source: sabrinagrimm)
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.